Editor’s Note: Oops! Keelin is 22 minutes in the future on this episode. We will be posting a new one, so you can actually hear the episode and not feel like you’re having a stroke, but a time traveling kind of goof… kind of fits?
Three hundred years have passed since the El Assico point-shaving scandal, an incident which started a series of revelations that Iowa-Iowa State may not have been disaster football simply because of its nature, but because players like Arland Bruce IV were allegedly betting the under and then falling down, tackled by nobody, a few yards short of touchdowns. Already, college football has been realigned into conferences based on teams’ nicknames (see below), and now it’s up to Keelin, Britt, and Commish from our friends the Sickos Committee to step up, as requested by President Yeshaha Hayes, and pick one team from each of those conferences to make their own leagues, the only surviving FBS football for the 24th century.
Or something like that. We had fun. Here are the conferences that Jesse made for the podcasters to draft from.
And here are the conferences that will move forward, for 2332 and beyond:
2332 College Football Preview