The Crack Team is real and the Crack Team song is real and Mr. Happy Crack is real.
Mr. Happy Crack is real and was once photographed with Cardinals reliever Ray King (“The Gerund”) as the lefty wore a Mr. Happy Crack crop top.
And you should read Jordan’s piece on Tim Wakefield and knuckleballs.
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