Talking myself into rooting for the Phillies

The enemy of my enemy is... maybe also my enemy, but also, the enemy of their enemy, which makes the Mets and the Phillies... okay, to quote Dark Helmet, absolutely nothing, BUT STILL!

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By Roger Cormier

They are playing the racist franchise.

I never wished Zack Wheeler any specific ill will. Why start now?

Their manager is Canadian. We heart Canada. 

They've given us so much joy throughout the regular season with their crazy defense antics.